{"id":820,"date":"2025-03-02T20:54:02","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T20:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/olivedrab-rabbit-880884.hostingersite.com\/?p=820"},"modified":"2025-03-02T20:54:02","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T20:54:02","slug":"joke-of-the-day-teens-hilarious-meltdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/?p=820","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: Teen\u2019s hilarious meltdown"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The bond between father and daughter is something very special. It\u2019s not for nothing that boys fear meeting their girlfriend\u2019s father for the first time. They often do so with good reason \u2013 something this hilarious story goes to show!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I laughed out loud when I read the last line, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The dad tells what happened:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u2018Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,\u2019 my daughter exclaimed as she stormed into the living room. \u2018Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After that, sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Disown me, never talk to me again, and don\u2019t forget to write me out of your will\u2014leave my share to my brother.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She didn\u2019t quite say it like that, though. She actually said\u2026 \u2018Dad, this is my new boyfriend.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bond between father and daughter is something very special. It\u2019s not for nothing that boys fear meeting their girlfriend\u2019s father for the first time. They often do so with good reason \u2013 something this hilarious story goes to show! I laughed out loud when I read the last line, and I just had to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/?p=820\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;JOKE OF THE DAY: Teen\u2019s hilarious meltdown&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":713,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":821,"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions\/821"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/interesting17hr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}