He came home and told his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201d
His dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d
Johnny explained, \u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2?\u2019 I said 6.\u201d
His dad replied, \u201cThat\u2019s correct.\u201d
Johnny continued, \u201cThen she asked, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3?\u2019\u201d
His dad shouted, \u201cWhat\u2019s the difference?\u201d
Johnny grinned, \u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another joke: A man\u2019s morning habit of loud, smelly farts annoyed his wife. She warned him that one day he\u2019d blow his guts out.One Thanksgiving, she stuffed turkey innards into his underwear while he slept. Later, he ran to the bathroom in horror. When he finally came downstairs, he whispered, \u201cHoney, you were right\u2026 but with Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got them all back in.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
He came home and told his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201dHis dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201dJohnny explained, \u201cThe teacher asked, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2?\u2019 I said 6.\u201dHis dad replied, \u201cThat\u2019s correct.\u201dJohnny continued, \u201cThen she asked, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3?\u2019\u201dHis dad shouted, \u201cWhat\u2019s the difference?\u201dJohnny grinned, \u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d Another joke: A man\u2019s…<\/p>\n