The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being<\/p>\n\n\n\n
super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for B*tt Licking Dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She said B*tt Licking Dog?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my b*tt clean because I can\u2019t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cashier completely lost it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said…<\/p>\n