As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSon, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, and took off my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThen, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThey were huge on her, and she said that she couldn\u2019t wear them because they were too large.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said to her, \u201cOf course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEver since that day, we have never had a single problem.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jack took his dad\u2019s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTry these on,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s the point of this? I can\u2019t get into your panties,\u201d said Jack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cExactly,\u201d Jill replied,\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd if you don\u2019t change your attitude, you never will!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice. \u201cSon, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, and took off my pants.\u201d \u201cThen, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.\u201d \u201cThey…<\/p>\n